Choose 10 characters from a fandom.


1: Spock
2: Kirk
3: Bones
4: Chekov
5: Sulu
6: Uhura
7: Nurse Chapel
8: Scotty
9: Expendable Redshirt #793810
10: A Tribble




1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Bones and Scotty sit there wearily while Chekov talks rapidly at them. He is eventually stopped by Bones asking yet again if Chekov is 17 yet.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

An anvil randomly falls on ER#793810's head. Sulu gets a very interesting expression and slowly turns back to his work.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?

ONE, BITCH. ;D

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Kirk and Chapel both look up as the Tribble coos and starts replicating.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Scotty kills Uhura out of rage, and Chekov looks at Bones and cries.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?

Chekov... jump someone?
FUCKING LOL. XD

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Kirk drools while Spock explains in great depths the pros and cons of different Vulcan herbs. The show is canceled half an hour later due to many members of the audience attempting to gouge their ears off due to boredom.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Dies. Randomly.
Again.

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they chose?

4.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Probably something rather whore-y.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

One. ='D

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because even the Tribble could beat Chekov at anything even remotely manly.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

With Spock there? Not a chance in hell.

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

He drinks some whisk-
Wait. Kirk marries a tribble?

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

I dunno. Chapel's a dumb bitch. xD

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

'Cooo. Coo cooooooo. Cooooooo. Purrr coooo.'

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Spock stands there stony faced. He is late because he was cryin-
I MEAN BEING ALL VULCAN AND EMOTIONLESS. -shifty eyes-

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

ER dies due to the ceiling caving in on his head, and Sulu accidentally pukes on the control system of the Enterprise later that evening.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

There are no zoos in space.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

There are no protests in space.

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

There is no need. ER was killed on the spot by falling rocks that came out of the ceiling and hurt no one else.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?

Spock, so that later Spock goes back to the Enterprise and has lovely Spirky love with Kirk. <3

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Uhura.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Tribble uses his supersonic coo of death to open a hole in the cave wall.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

'Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a day camp supervisor!'

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Pass.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

'Spock... are you feeling okay?'

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

It's shit.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

It's okay, Scotty has alcohol with him.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Pass. Kthx.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilisations, and boldly go where no man has gone before.